Mommy

You know you’re a mom when:
~you can no longer wear black, for fear of massive spit up marks

~you sing “Dora Dora Dora the Explorer” in the shower.

~play dates have taken over your life!

~you sing to the Elmo CD that has playing over and over again

~you can’t wait to hug your own kids after you see something troubling on the news.

~you use your finger to wipe the face of your child's nose and it's not gross to you anymore!

~your baby is sick down your front. It misses your t-shirt and trickles down your chest and you are actually happy - because now it saves you having to rake around trying to find anything remotely keen to wear.

~you reach into your pocket and pull out a crayon, a matchbox car and a dirty sock.

~you have no issues sniffing another person’s butt for a poopie diaper.

~you think yourself is lucky to get out of the house without visible a spit up stain

~a night on the town means taking the kids out past 6 pm.

~a packet of crisps (chips), and a chocolate bar is considered a hearty breakfast.

~you count the days until your next girl’s night.~

~your purse contains packages of Pepperage farm goldfish, a juice box, assorted wrappers and a binky

~you give up your cool car for a minivan, and within a few weeks, you really start to like the van, and use phrases like “It’s just so convenient.” And you really mean it. (That was for you Steph Ross!)

~you ask where “the potty” is.. …you’d rather listen to your 6 year old’s music than your own.

~when you walk into another room in your house to get something and by the time you get there you forget what you were going to get.